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  • Tyra Banks: So why didnt you do the photoshoot?
  • Model: Well my leg was cut off and i had a swarm of angry bees attack me
  • Tyra Banks: Thats no excuse i remember one time when that happened to me and i still worked it and was fierce

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An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.

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american horror story: public speaking

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my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

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not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face

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